Wasting away at Wendy's

This evening, I spent what seemed like eternity in the line at Wendy's. In my "former life" -- only a few short years ago -- I would have stomped out of the restaurant . . . angry and still hungry! I don't know what has happened to me -- maturity or insanity -- but now I can remain calm and entertain myself in such situations! The trick is to observe the facial expressions and mannerisms of the other people in the line! Tonight, this one woman said "WHEW!" incessantly out of exasperation -- I was growing exhausted just listening to her!! A man there seemed to think a cold, evil stare would motivate the employees; unfortunately, he was mistaken in his belief and the workers seemingly moved even slower just to annoy him!!! Another woman there just shook her head throughout the ordeal! Since I was the only person there appearing to enjoy myself, I think the staff thought that there must be someone wrong with me and EXPEDITED my order!! lol.